Postcard from Phuket

Postmark 24th November

Hi (insert name of friend or relative)!

I tell you what, it's warm here in Phuket. The beach is lovely, the sun shines all day, the food's great. I wish I could stay forever...

AAARGH! (wakes from bad dream)....It's OK, I DO live here. For a moment I had the sickening feeling I'd be back under grey skies soon. Fortunately not.